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this is iconic
This shit is so hilarious
Dude: Do you wanna get married?
Girl: Yes.
Dude: …..I gotta…..I died lmao. That’s what they get for catcalling. Dumbass motherfuckers.
(Source: twitter.com, via helpfvl)
dfwm:
Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans.
Americans tag yourself: I’m friendly to the point that your suspicious of my intent mixed with calling you sweetie, darling, honey, etc.
im the barman
(via mangoshawty)
